He bumbled

Goofy Joe arrived at his scheduled 6:30 press conference sometime around 8:00pm. I'm assuming he went to a Golden Corral for the early bird special and senior citizen discount.

Prior to his scheduled 6:30pm press conference, he was at an event where he introduced Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky as "President Putin".

Once he started talking, it quickly became apparent that he had trouble maintaining his train of thought. At one point, he called Harris "Vice President Trump".

Fortunately, I found this on the internet to make me smile:

I have only one thing to say and I want to say it to the leadership of the democrat party:

Are you kidding me? This is the best you can do? This guy is your version of the best and the brightest?

You are either idiots or you are so lost in your own limited belief system that you aren't able to look outside of yourself and see what is going on in the real world.

If you can't find a someone who can defeat a guy who is a convicted felon, an admitted woman-molester, a probable pedophile and a self-professed dictator, you obviously aren't looking very hard.

Get your heads out of your collective asses.

It truly sucks that our choices this November will be Fondler Trump or Bumbles Biden...

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The Red Sox beat the Athletics 7-0 last night and took the series. Houck had a great night on the mound, going six innings and giving up zero runs.

But that's not important.

What is important is that my youngest was at the game.

He thought he was a jinx to the Red Sox because it seems like they lose everytime he is at Fenway to watch them.

Well, he got to see them win a game from the comfort of his own uncomfortable bleacher seat last night.

Tonights first pitch against the Royals is at 7:10 and it looks like the Red Sox starter will be Criswell. Funny thing is Criswell just got called up from Worcester and the last time I saw him pitch was July 6 in Worcester. He got the win then and I'm hoping he gets the win tonight

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Time to flip some burgers and then watch some baseball.

Here are some links:

• I'm not sure how I feel about this. On the one hand, "Yay! Cheap beer at 4:00 in the afternoon!" but on the other hand, "Yay! Drunks on the road at 6:00 in the evening!"



• Wacky Rudy is about to lose a lot of money.



• Key phrase in this story: "I shit in the Seine on 23 June!"



• Oh Canada.



• "My friend said it was okay for me to do this!"



• Employee of the Month.