Attention Red Sox:

You have picked a poor time to stop hitting the ball. You only have a two game lead and if you aren't stepping on home plate more than the other team, you will lose that 2 game lead and end up in a fight for the wild card.

please start hitting the ball and stepping on home plate.

Thank you for your attention.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled program.

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So it was kind of a long day and I really don't want to do anything but watch the ball game and fall asleep early.

How about we just look at these links:

• Only in Florida.



• And Boston weeps....