Another day without work.

Don't get me wrong - I like what I do for a living and I like the company I work for but I like these days off even better.

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So they found that coward, hassan, guilty of premeditated murder in the Fort Hood shootings.

He is trying to get the government to execute him because then he will become a martyr and get his 72 virgins.

I'm kind of hoping they put him in Leavenworth for the rest of his natural life and feed him only pork hot dogs.

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Here are a few links:

• Where is the outrage?



• Do you know why republicans constantly look like complete idiots? Because they don't know when to shut their mouth. If this guy is right, the last thing he should be doing is talking about it. You never show your hand to your opponent. Ever. Moron....



• You gotta love these two.



• Presenting this episodes Brilliant Criminal(s) of the Day.