Busy day.

I had to go to a wake for my friends sister this morning. She passed away quite suddenly and she was the second sibling to die in the last year.

I said to one of her sisters, "You've had a tough year, God love ya." Her reply was, "I don't think he likes us very much..."

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I took my mom out to lunch today.

She really likes those Friendly Fishamajigs.

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If you don't think this is funny, go see a doctor because your brain is broken.

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Here are some links for you:

• Yes, alcohol was involved. (Watch the video)



• Key phrase in this story: "I couldn’t tell her there was a bear in the house because she would have just lost her mind. She gets very upset over spiders."



• Only in Florida.