I've been told I'm getting a little wordy again.

The Red Sox lost today and, as I write this, the Yankees / Orioles game is in a rain delay in the 8th inning. If they call the game now, the Yankees will win 1-0 and the Red Sox will remain in first place in the ALEast.

I think that's enough words for now.

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Here are some links you might enjoy:

• Here's your Naked Guy In The News story:



• Key entry from our favorite police log: "4:04 p.m. A woman who doesn’t know where she lives has concerns about her neighbor’s dogs."



• Key phrase in this story: "I am going to f*** you up."



• You just know this sign is hanging over some college kids bunk bed.



• This is either the greatest or the dumbest idea ever.