Or, as I like to call it, a shitload of money.
I didn't go look at my accounts this afternoon because, well, there's not much I can do with them at this point and rather than be all stressed out, I think I'll just take the old childhood approach where I cover my ears and rant, "I can't hear you! Blah Blah Blah!".
Maybe things will get better in a few days...
We are one week away from the first exhibition game of the Bruins hockey season. They will play the Capitals at 5:00pm on Sunday the 26th. Unfortunately, it looks like the game will not be televised.
That's okay because the Patriots are playing the Saints at 1:00pm and the Red Sox are playing the Yankees at 7:00pm so exhibition hockey would take a back seat anyways.
A friend of mine is a newly minted LTC (License to Carry) holder so I took him shooting the other day. Turns out he has never fired a handgun before and he was a bit nervous. To add to his nervousness was the fact he was shooting my 9mm. Despite what they show you in the movies or on television, 9mm's tend to dance and kick a bit.
Next time he goes, I think we'll go in a different direction and give him a nice little .22 rifle to play with for a bit. That should ease his nerves and get him used to aiming, breathing control and trigger discipline.
It's also a little easier on the wallet.
The Red Sox are on an off-night tonight so I'll probably watch the Rangers/Yankees game on MLB.
While I do that, you should do these:
- Who knows, maybe he'll do a good job for them. Hell, he can't be any worse than Ferdinand Marcos was...
- For the record, the little Martian helicopter is still flying around.
- In my opinion, the coaches and the referees are acting like immature children.
- Carnivorous Hammerhead Worms would be a fantastic name for a 1950s sci-fi movie directed by Ed Wood and staring Tor Johnson.
- Maybe Trump should take some tips on election recounts from the Miss Rodeo Florida Organization.
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