Today I found this little gem:
So if you ever wanted to own a nearly dead cactus, now is your chance.
Trump has just put out his very own social media platform called, now don't be shocked by this, "truth social".
This guy loves the sound of his own voice and now he has his very own social media platform where no one can censor him for telling his followers things like, Inject some disinfectant into yourself to kill the virus or creating new words like "Covfefe".
I'm sure that a lot of people will sign up for accounts on his new social media platform. I'm also sure he will make money off those people because if there is one thing I know about trump, he's a snake oil salesman who has convinced certain members of the public they should give him their rapt attention and all their money.
Trump is the modern equivalent of Professor Harold Hill but without the musical prowess.
I missed today's hockey game since it was on at 1:00. Boston managed to beat the Avalanche 5-1 so they picked up two points.
Trust me, those points are needed. There are 32 games left in the season and they need the wins.
I'm going to get depressed and watch the news.
While I do that, you can do these:
- I've built a good many tree forts in my day and I can assure you, this is not a tree fort.
- The problem is not marijuana. The problem is the test. You can test positive for weed a month after using it. Hell, you can test positive for it a few days after just being exposed to the smoke.
- Key phrase in this story: "It all started in the year 2000, when our Founder, Richard Black, was enjoying a few cold ones with his engineer friend Manuel Medina."
I'm still running an experiment.
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