I don't get it

I've decided that I will never understand the stock market.

The other day it was down 1% and today it's up 1%

This is why I pay a guy to pay attention to this stuff. If I left it up to me, I'd be living under bridge in a cardboard box...

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Darth Vader died today.

He was great in Field of Dreams and I was always under the impression he was a genuinely nice guy.

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Nope, still not high enough for me to buy a ticket.

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Here are some links:

• There is something appropriate about a hurricane named Francine hitting the Louisiana coast.



• Please keep in mind that they are talking about those toy drones that people fly around.



• Key line in this story: "I would say during the game, there were some challenges."



• Remind me to never go to an Eagles game.



• Those damned "Scientists" should stop talking and come up with a free/cheap alternative to fossil fuel.



• I don't think the Trump cultists know the difference bettwen a pep rally and an intimidating attack.



• Andy Hill and the Snot Otters would be a great name for a 1970's pop band.



• This is why I don't keep my firearms in the stove.