Monday, July 4, 2016

Happy Independence Day

I hope you have a fun day but whatever you do, do not, under any circumstances, use any fireworks or sparklers. You live in Massachusetts and we people from Massachusetts are too stupid and slow to use fireworks or sparklers. Only the people who live in other states are smart enough to know how to use those things.

And remember kids, under no circumstances should you ever create a sparkler bomb. Those things are so dangerous that they will kill you, your family, everyone in your town and everyone related to everyone in your town.


I have things to do and won't be spending very much time on the interwebs.

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