There was milk today

We went to the grocery store this morning to do our weekly shopping. The milk case was stocked but the toilet paper aisle as still empty.

I feel bad for anyone that is running out of toilet paper.

I feel real bad for anyone that shares a workspace with anyone that has run out of toilet paper.

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I just want to complain one more time about not having hockey, baseball or golf to watch.

I'll stop whining now.

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All this "self isolating" is going to result in a mini-baby boom in 9 months. There's gonna be a lot of babies born in December this year.

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Here are some links you can visit if you want:

• I know a "prepper" guy who posted an annoying, "Told you so!" on his twittertweeter. I replied, "Hoarders are causing the problem, not the virus. You can't prep for people's stupidity."



• I know some people who are kinda pissed about this. Those people may have a gambling problem.



• Oh man, this is going to piss a lot of people off.



• Hey kids, I hope your school has AC because you're gonna be sitting in class in July and August.



• Key phrase in this story: "Thankfully, the owner of the bag was very helpful and also left his identification with his contact information and address."