How to survive covid.

Here is my simple and easy 10-step plan to survive if you come down with covid-19:

1. The minute you feel any symptoms of covid-19, have your personal physician leave his office in your basement and come upstairs to diagnose you.
2. Once your personal physician confirms you have covid-19, have your heavily-armed body guards contact the commander of your personal air wing and arrange for an immediate chopper extraction.
3. When your personal Sikorsky Sea King helicopter lands in your front yard, you and your personal physician, along with some of your body guards, get aboard for the 10 minute flight to your own personal hospital.
4. Upon landing in the parking lot of your personal hospital, walk from the helicopter to a waiting Cadillac SUV to be driven the 100 yards to a private entrance to the hospital.
5. Enter your suite of 6 rooms, complete with its own operating theater, staff and offices for you and your personal physician.
6. Obtain medicine that is unavailable to the "little people".
7. After 2 days, make a statement about how you are in perfect health and are going "home".
8. Get back in your Cadillac SUV, drive over to the chopper, fly back to your residence and stand on the balcony of your house so you can be admired & worshipped from afar.
9. Have the tax payers foot the bill for all of this.
10. Keep telling anyone that will listen how good you feel and how they shouldn't worry about covid. Completely gloss over the fact that 220,000 people in your country have died from covid.

Apparently, that is what it takes to beat covid.

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Tonight is the final game of the ALDS between the Yankees and the Rays. The winner of tonights game will face the Astros in the best-of-seven ALCS.

The best-of-seven NLCS will be played by the Braves and the Dodgers, two teams I could care less about than the Astros, the Rays and the Yankees.

This season kind of sucked for me. The teams I like, the Red Sox, Pirates, Athletics and Brewers, all failed to advance. That means I'll be watching teams I know nothing about.

Still, it's baseball...

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I'm going to cut up the rotissary chicken, cook up some rice & some veggies and settle in to watch the New York Aaron Judges get beat by the Tampa Bay "We used to be the Devil Rays!"

While I do that, you can do these:

• Key phrase in this story: "...performed a ritual to restore the altar’s sanctity."



• There is nothing I can say about this story. Nothing at all...



• Key phrase in this story: "Police did not divulge why the man was barking."



• Maybe it came from a One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Purple-People Eater.



• If you are getting on a plane, wear some clothes fer cripes sake.



• Only in Florida.