No baseball tonight

The Red Sox are resting up after all those wins they just went through. They are resting because they are going to keep on winning! I fully expect them to return to Boston this coming Friday with an eight-game winning streak under their belt.

I have spoken so it shall be.

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I've been saying that I think Goofy Joe likes the idea that gas prices are rising because it means we will be driving less. When we drive less, there are fewer cars on the road and he'll be able to tell everyone he is doing something about global warming.

Some people believe Goofy Joe when he blames Putin for rising gas prices but I'm convinced this is what Biden wants. Some people think I might be a little crazy for thinking the President of the United States is inflicting financial pain on his constituents.

Turns out I'm right and those people are wrong.

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It's time for me to find some bad television to watch and it's time for you to visit some links:

• Key phrase in this story: "If this was happening in Boston, we’d have solutions already."



• Australia: What does try to kill ya, shows up in a public place wearing only it's underwear.



• I don't want to shock anyone but if you are contemplating an electric car, you should know that every once in a while rechargeable batteries burst into flames.



• This is the kind of thing that happens to me except instead of squirrels, it's usually geese.



• Australia: What doesn't try to kill ya, breaks into your office and tries to kill ya.



• Researchers: Contributing to the betterment of our society or a complete waste of perfectly good oxygen.