Sunday, June 18, 2023

Happy Fathers Day

I hope you had an enjoyable day.

I know I did.


Here is a screenshot of my junk/spam folder showing todays spam:

The message I highlighted intrigued me so I opened it and spent a good 5 minutes giggling at what the author had to say.

As a matter of fact, it was funny enough for me to post it for you:

    Hi there!

    I regret to inform you about some sad news for you.
    Approximately a month or two ago I have succeeded to gain a total access to all your devices utilized for browsing internet.
    Moving forward, I have started observing your internet activities on continuous basis.

    Go ahead and take a look at the sequence of events provided below for your reference:
    Initially I bought an exclusive access from hackers to a long list of email accounts (in today's world, that is really a common thing, which can arranged via internet).
    Evidently, it wasn't hard for me to proceed with logging in your email account.

    Within the same week, I moved on with installing a Trojan virus in Operating Systems for all devices that you use to login to email.
    Frankly speaking, it wasn't a challenging task for me at all (since you were kind enough to click some of the links in your inbox emails before).
    Yeah, geniuses are among us.

    Because of this Trojan I am able to gain access to entire set of controllers in devices (e.g., your video camera, keyboard, microphone and others).
    As result, I effortlessly downloaded all data, as well as photos, web browsing history and other types of data to my servers.
    Moreover, I have access to all social networks accounts that you regularly use, including emails, including chat history, messengers, contacts list etc.
    My unique virus is incessantly refreshing its signatures (due to control by a driver), and hence remains undetected by any type of antiviruses.

    Hence, I guess by now you can already see the reason why I always remained undetected until this very letter...

    During the process of compilation of all the materials associated with you,
    I also noticed that you are a huge supporter and regular user of websites hosting nasty adult content.
    Turns out to be, you really love visiting porn websites, as well as watching exciting videos and enduring unforgettable pleasures.
    As a matter of fact, I was not able to withstand the temptation, but to record certain nasty solo action with you in main role,
    and later produced a few videos exposing your masturbation and cumming scenes.

    If until now you don't believe me, all I need is one-two mouse clicks to make all those videos with everyone you know, including your friends, colleagues, relatives and others.
    Moreover, I am able to upload all that video content online for everyone to see.
    I sincerely think, you certainly would not wish such incidents to take place, in view of the lustful things demonstrated in your commonly watched videos, (you absolutely know what I mean by that) it will cause a huge adversity for you.

    There is still a solution to this matter, and here is what you need to do:
    You make a transaction of 690 USD to my account (an equivalent in bitcoins, which recorded depending on the exchange rate at the date of funds transfer), hence upon receiving the transfer, I will immediately get rid of all those lustful videos without delay.
    After that we can make it look like there was nothing happening beforehand.
    Additionally, I can confirm that all the Trojan software is going to be disabled and erased from all devices that you use. You have nothing to worry about, because I keep my word at all times.

    That is indeed a beneficial bargain that comes with a relatively reduced price,taking into consideration that your profile and traffic were under close monitoring during a long time frame.
    If you are still unclear regarding how to buy and perform transactions with bitcoins - everything is available online.

    Below is my bitcoin wallet for your further reference: 1.....k

    All you have is 48 hours and the countdown begins once this email is opened (in other words 2 days).

    The following list includes things you should remember and avoid doing:
    > There's no point to try replying my email (since this email and return address were created inside your inbox).
    > There's no point in calling police or any other types of security services either. Furthermore, don't you dare sharing this info with any of your friends.
    If I discover that (taking into consideration my skills, it will be really simple, because I control all your systems and continuously monitor them) your nasty clip will be shared with public straight away.
    > There's no point in looking for me too - it won't result in any success. Transactions with cryptocurrency are completely anonymous and untraceable.
    > There's no point in reinstalling your OS on devices or trying to throw them away. That won't solve the issue, since all clips with you as main character are already uploaded on remote servers.

    Things that may be concerning you:
    > That funds transfer won't be delivered to me.
    Breathe out, I can track down everything right away, so once funds transfer is finished,
    I will know for sure, since I interminably track down all activities done by you (my Trojan virus controls all processes remotely, just as TeamViewer).
    > That your videos will be distributed, even though you have completed money transfer to my wallet.
    Trust me, it is worthless for me to still bother you after money transfer is successful. Moreover, if that was ever part of my plan, I would do make it happen way earlier!

    We are going to approach and deal with it in a clear manner!

    In conclusion, I'd like to recommend one more thing... after this you need to make certain you don't get involved in similar kind of unpleasant events anymore!
    My recommendation - ensure all your passwords are replaced with new ones on a regular basis.

I don't blame you if you didn't want to read all of that so here's a synopsis:
    Give me money or I will tell all your friends you watch porn.
So if you get an email from someone that contains a picture or video of me watching porn, you'll know why.


As I predicted, last night's Red Sox game got rained out and they are playing a doubleheader today.

The first game was played at 1:45 and Ort, normally a reliever, was the starter. He went a respectable 2⅓ innings, giving up 2 earned runs and striking out four.

The rest of the pitchers were Murphy, Pivetta and Martin all of whom pitched very well.

The hitters hit the ball and the baserunners stepped on home plate. The fielders did have an error when Devers failed to get his glove on a smokin' shot to third. I can't really hold that error against him because he did stop the ball from going into the outfield, holding the runner to a single.

It wasn't a repeat of the ass-kicking the Red Sox handed the Aaron Judges on Friday but it was close. The Red Sox won the first game 6-2.


Which leads me to post a screenshot of the front page of the MLB.com website. This is something that pisses me off:
Note the red circle showing the fact that the Yankees are losing. It kinda pisses me off that no matter how badly they are playing, the MLB needs to hype them up and make them the front page of the website.

Why?

If I were the Rays, the number one team in all of Major League Baseball, I'd be a little upset that the league is ignoring them and instead focusing on the Yankees.


Before I settle in to watch game two of this doubleheader, I wanted to leave you with this tweet from Jose Canseco:

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