The world needs fast-food clerks

Not everyone can be smart. It's a simple rule of nature that some beings are smarter than others. In certain cases, some beings possess a high level of intellect regarding one thing and are incredibly stupid when it comes to other things.

For instance, if you were to put Albert Einstein and Ugh the cave man on the top of a mountain for 15 or 20 days with no shelter, food or water, I'm willing to bet that Ugh would be the smarter of the two and Professor Einstein would either be dead or totally reliant on Ugh for food and shelter.

I bring this up because there are times at work when I want to tell someone that it might be best if they quit their current job and look into a promising career in the exciting and fast-paced field of fast food service. I want to tell that to certain people because certain people are freakin' idiots and they cause more problems than they solve.

Those people are going to give me an aneurysm.

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Here are some links:

• Yes, alcohol was involved.



• Duuuude!



• We need to start paying cops more money.



• Only in Florida.