Words to live by.

Here are some words of wisdom from me, your humble host:

If it moves, and it's not supposed to move, use duct tape. If it doesn't move, and it's supposed to move, use WD-40.

Always wear good shoes because there is nothing worse than bad feet. If you can't afford good shoes, go barefoot. Except on a plane. Never go barefoot on a plane. No one wants to be trapped in sealed tube with you and your stinky feet.

If your car is so expensive that you need to take up two parking spaces because you can't afford to fix a scratch on it, you shouldn't have bought that car in the first place. Buy a cheaper car next time. Or just stay home, you arrogant twit.

We're in the middle of a pandemic that is frightening people. I'm not saying those people are right to be frightened but frightened they are. If you are doing things that cause frightened people to be even more distressed than they already are, you are an asshole. Stop it. Act like you give a shit about people. If you go out in public and start coughing without covering your mouth or you start getting close to people and breathing on them, you should expect to be punched in the face with a chunk of sharp-edged concrete. Dipshit...

These have been words of wisdom from me, your not-so-humble host.

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Enjoy these links:

• So no, China is not donating anything. Tsai is buying them from China and shipping them to New York. In this case, China is just a retail outlet.



• Sounds like maybe the "Acting Secretary of the Navy" is having second thoughts about his most recent decision.



• Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.



• They found a use for all the empty parking lots at the fairgrounds, baseball parks, etc...



• Key phrase in this story: "...hoping others don't make the same mistake he did."