Now that I am the self-declared president, I'm passing a law that makes it perfectly legal to beat anyone who drives a pickup truck with a large tattered American flag stuck into the tie-down hole in the bed. They are destroying a perfectly good flag by driving around with it in the rain, snow and blazing sun.
They are in violation of the U.S. Code, Title 4, Chapter 1, Section 8, The Flag - Respect for the Flag. Specifically, line (e) which states,
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"The flag should never be fastened, displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way."
In the face...
With a metal folding chair.
I'm really hoping this election ends today and we can all go about our day with the constant barrage of bullshit we've been living with for the last 6 months.
You might want to check out these links:
- You're Abe Froman, The Sausage King of Chicago?
- No, I don't think I will.
- Inmate 77827-112 has been issued her prison bra and panties.
- Some people think this might be a bit of an over-reaction.
- More proof that there are a lot of morons in our society.
- This is a bank teller who has seen some shit in her day.
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