Poland ain't too bright

So the good people of Poland, in an effort to help the Ukrainians defend themselves, decided to give all of their fighter jets to the Ukrainians.

The problem is, the Poles don't want to be the ones that give them to Ukraine because if they do that, the Russians will suddenly decide that maybe they need to attack Poland. They decided instead to give all their jets to the United States and ask the United States to give the jets to Ukraine.

In the first place, if the United States gives a bunch of jets to Ukraine, Russia may very well decide they have justification to attack the United States.

In the second place, Poland never asked the United States if we wanted the jets. They never asked the United States if we wanted to be the middleman in this little transaction.

This entire thing was sprung on the United States in much the same way a 5th grader tells his mom at 6:30 in the morning he needs to bring 25 cupcakes to school today.

Then again, I don't think the United States is too bright either. This is who Goofy Joe is sending as our representative the big World War III kickoff meeting...

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Time for an update on baseball:

Nope, still no baseball.

This has been your update on baseball.

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Not much else to blab about. How about some links:

• I am not shocked by this.



• How big were his pants?



• Can't be any worse than huffing spray paint.



• The French: They aren't too bright either.



• First the pandemic, then world war III and now this. Things just keep getting better and better..



• Actually, there is a 'whole lot funny' about bologna smuggling.