Two screens at once.

The Red Sox / Orioles gme is on at 6:00 and the Lightening / Bruins game is on at 7:00.

Since the Red Sox game is one of the free games being streamed on MLB and the Bruins is on NESN, I can watch both games at once.

We live in marvelous times.

⧫
Back on March 21st, the Russians announced that one of their ships had docked in Ukraine to deliver weapons and supplies.

The Ukrainians read the announcement, identified the port where the ship was docked and did the smart thing - they launched a missile at it.

The ship and most of its cargo are currently burning vigorously.

This is why you should not be like the Russians: Don't do stupid things and post them on the internet for the world to see.

⧫
I'm thinking chicken parm and spaghetti for dinner.

That will be followed by baseball and hockey.

Here are some links for you:

• Australia: What doesn't try to kill ya, throws a hissy fit in your bathroom.



• This seems like sound advice to me.



• Here's a phrase I've never heard before but understand completely: "...peering intensely up its clacker."



• Man, there's a museum for almost everything.