The Red Sox remain undefeated.

The Red Sox beat the Marlins 4-1 this afternoon. Unfortunately, there was another hamstring issue today when one of their top prospects, Wilyer Abreu, came up lame running to first.

That's three guys (Wong, Paxton and Abreu) out with hamstring strains in three days.

I'm beginning to wonder what the training staff is doing.

Sale is the projected starting pitcher tomorrow and if he blows out his hamstring, the Red Sox should look into hiring some new trainers/coaches.

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Kurt Kitayama won the Arnold Palmer Invitational today. It was a hell of a match with 6 players in first place at one point.

It was a good sportings day for me.

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Since I was busy watching sports and doing a few manly tool-related jobs around the house, I don't have much else to add.

Here are some links:

• Key line in this story: "...inserted like an endoscope into hard-to-reach incisions and orifices, such as the rectum."



• Our society is filled with idiots.



• Presenting this episodes Brilliant Criminal of the Day.



• Key entry from our favorite police log: "12:09 p.m. Someone reported that a wheeled suitcase had been chained to a mailbox for three days and wondered if this was a new thing the USPS did."



• Only in Florida.