Surf and Turf

It's a grill kind of night and I'm cooking. My wife is having my special lemon butter swordfish steak and I'm having my bacon & provolone cheeseburgers.

I make a mean swordfish steak and my burgers are always spot on.

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Despite my daily watering, my lawn is turning a nice brown color.

To be honest, I'm not watering it to keep it green, I'm watering it to prevent it from dying. I figure once it starts raining again, the lawn will make a decent comeback as long as it isn't dead at the roots.

No one wants a $1,000 water bill...

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Tonights baseball game is only 4 years old and the hockey game is only 9 years old.

While I enjoy those, you can visit these:

• There are plenty of arrogant idiots on both sides of the issue.



• Well, these things are gonna be all over the side of the highways.



• Key phrase in this story: "Consensus among those who know him is that Ashmore, while batshit crazy, is not a liar."



• Here's your Naked Guy In The News story.



• Another reason to not do any gardening.



• Why?



• Hey, it gets hot there. Maybe they were uncomfortable...