Thank goodness for air conditioning.

Now if we could only get a little rain...

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My buddy Tommy called me this afternoon to make sure I was still alive. I asked when he was opening back up and he said, "Tomorrow".

Sounds like my plan to "buy a pizza" is a go.

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I'm going to go cook some blackened scallops and then mow the part of my lawn that is green.

Here are some links you might find interesting:

• The thing about social media that Donald Trump fails to understand: It is a double-edged sword.
  (I don't think he's as big of a genius as he thinks he is.)



• As I occasionally like to remind you, there are a lot of assholes walking around in our society.



• Perseverance is the Mars rover scheduled to be launched in July. It has a helicopter, which is pretty freakin' cool.



• Large Penis Carving would be a great name for a 1950s horror movie.



• Attention ugly men of Saint-Josse: You aren't getting any on Sundays.



• As much as I'd like to go to space, it won't be in a mylar balloon launched by some guy who got a tank of helium from the party supply store down the street.