The US lost to Canada.

My three hour recording of Curling was actually 2 hours of Curling and 1 hour of some car auction.

Canada pretty much owned the US, taking almost every end and beating them 10-1.

I enjoyed watching it and my wife enjoyed walking through the family room, shaking her head and mumbling, "curling..."

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The Red Sox / Orioles game kicked off at 3:00 this afternoon and as it stands right now, the Red Sox are are up 7-3 in the 8th inning.

The Red Sox really need to beat the Orioles if only to recover from that 3-game sweep last week. A win today gives them some strong confidence going into the rest of the series.

If they can sweep the Orioles, that will be awesome.

Update @ 7:00pm:

The Red Sox won.

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I'm tired and I'm not sure I'll make it through any more than 2 periods of tonight's Bruins game.

While I do that, you can do these:

• Speaking of the Red Sox, the key phrase in this story: "I'm feeling sexy at the plate."



• It's too bad WKRP is off the air because this story is right up Les Nessman's alley.



• Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Forrest Gump.



• Key phrase in this story: "Just when I think I have seen it all, someone steps up and surprises me with a new level of disturbing actions."



• Key line in this video: "I done jack-knifed!"



• The Critter's Scrotum would be a fantastic name for a 1970's horror movie.



• Here's your Naked Guy In The News story.