He's a lazy dog.

The only thing that wakes him up is the sound of someone at the door or me opening the plastic bag of cheese.

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Speaking of dogs....

This is a screen shot of a text message between my daughter and me this afternoon:

Ah, the joys of dog ownership.

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The SuperB owl is in 18 days and Pitchers & Catchers report to spring training in 26 days.

Whilst I wallow in anticipation, you should visit these links:

• Key phrase in this story: "I couldn’t control myself, unfortunately."



• This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions?



• Sometimes drunks can be assholes. Sometimes drunks can be funny as hell. Not matter how they behave, they're still drunks.



• Just one more thing the french don't have to worry about.



• According to Canada, Melville was a dirty perv.



• Blowtorch a Squirrel would be a fantastic name for 1980s techno band.