Back-breakingly heavy snow

The Small Emergency Backup Dog loves the snow. The Large Main Dog however, thinks the snow sucks and hates going out in it. I think he is a southern dog. When it snows like this, I have to clear some space in the backyard for his latrine.

Fortunately I did a good thorough cleaning yesterday afternoon so I wasn't throwing dog crap all over the place with my snowblower. Which, when you think about it, is both a gross and a convenient way to clean the dogs latrine.

I'll close off this section by saying the same thing I always say when we get a lot of heavy snow:

Thanks goodness I have a giant snowblower.

For those of you that had to shovel this crap, you have my sympathies.

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While I take two ibuprofen and try to get my back to stop throbbing, you can click on these links:

• I bet he gets re-elected.



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• This is why students love it when they have a substitute teacher.