March came in like lamb. Or a lizard. Or maybe a wallaby. I have no idea.

March has been designated as Problem Gambling Awareness Month.

Well, I have a gambling problem.

My problem is that I never freakin' win!

And that, my friends, is a problem...

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Here are some links:

• Only in Florida.
  (Also, what kind of weirdo keeps their underwear in the garage???)



• Only in New York City would people stand in line for 3 hours for something they can buy at the grocery store. And I'd bet they're probably paying upwards of $7.00 for each scoop.



• I'm not sure where Kolkata is but if you ever go there, don't order the fries.



• There is something very wrong with some people.



• Let me repeat that: There is something very wrong with some people.