Today's rain may help stave off the inevitable but it seems that no matter what I do, my lawn turns brown every summer.
After 30+ years living in this place, I'm kinda used it.
The Red Sox bullpen managed to implode yesterday and they lost to the Cubs. That put them back into third place in the ALEast. They are currently one game behind the Blue Jays
Today's game is at 7:30 and it's on FOX.
I hate when the game is on FOX. They are more interested in telling me about their day than they are in reporting on the game.
If I recall, their color commentator is A.J. Pierzynski. He's an arrogant loudmouth who was a mediocre catcher in his prime.
I dislike A.J Pierzynski.
I'm going to watch some golf and then some baseball. At some point, I'm going to sear some scallops and have some dinner. Also some desert. Probably some ice cream on some brownie
Do you think I used the word "some" enough in that last paragraph?
Enjoy these links:
- Key entry from our favorite police log: "8:03 p.m. A woman riding her bicycle around the block kept hollering every time she passed through the alley."
- What kind of deranged nutcase names their kid "Latrine"?
- Key piece of advice in this story: "Don’t start an alpaca farm."
- I can't help but wonder if maybe he's a homesexual. Not that there is anything wrong with that...
- "Hey there. Just stopped by to give you your land back. Good luck with the really poisonous mercury and other stuff we left lying around."
- Sloppy Kiss and the Frisky Orangutan would be a great name for a 1970s lounge band.
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