Tuesday, December 31, 2013

And the winner is...

...steamers and lobsters.

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My youngest and his girl friend went to Northampton to attend the festivities and watch the fireworks. They'll leave Northampton around 6:30 and head to Worcester where my youngest and his band will perform for a large group of revelers.

Hopefully they make it home from Worcester sometime before 4:00 this morning because I hate getting woken up early.

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Now I am going to watch RED 2 while trying to stay awake until at least 10:00.

Before I forget, Happy New Year.

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Here are a couple of links:

Monday, December 30, 2013

I'm going to be missing these naps.

I know I said that I'm ready to go back to work this coming Thursday but I am definitely going to miss these afternoon naps.

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I took The Dog for a walk today and I couldn't help but notice that there are a lot of robins flying around my neighborhood.

Either these are Canadian robins who migrated south to Massachusetts for the winter or they are retarded robins who don't understand the concept of winter migration. I'm not sure which one they are but I guess I'm going to have to pass on that whole, "Look! It's the first robin of spring!" thing that everyone seems to do in April.

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We are planning our New Years eve dinner and my daughter has suggested lobsters.

I like the way my daughter thinks.

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Here are some links:

Sunday, December 29, 2013

The vacation is winding down

I am beginning to look forward to returning to work. I have been out since December 20th and it's about time for me to get back into the swing of things.

Besides, I've been looking into my email on occasion and it's up to "a shit load" right now. That means there are a lot of people who are looking for me to do a lot of things.

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You may find these links to be satisfactory:

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Christmas is now officially over for us.

Today was spent at my brothers celebrating Christmas with my family. That means the Christmas season has come to an end for us and we can now look forward to planning our New Years eve celebration.

I'm thinking that my New Years eve will be the same as always: Sitting at home, watching a bunch of singers I've never heard of sing songs I've never heard of while trying to stay awake long enough to see a ball drop onto the roof of a building surrounded by thousands upon thousands of people who are slowly freezing to death.

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The highlight of my day was watching my nephew show off his new toy.

My brother-in-law and myself both decided we are getting one...

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You can visit these links of you would like:

Friday, December 27, 2013

Nice slow day

I have five more days of not working ahead of me and it is my intention to take complete advantage of those days.

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These links are for you:

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Things are looking good.

Things with my mom are looking better and better.

The staff met with us today and indicated to us that she has improved quit a bit. They are scheduling a home evaluation to see how she does in her own place. Once that happens, we make a decision as to when she can return home and start living a normal life again.

It's been a long few weeks for her and we would all like to see her back home, comfortably ensconced in her recliner.

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So the guy across the street from me went out and burned $6.00 worth of gas to snowblow the ½ inch of light, fluffy snow off his driveway.

The man is either as lazy as a sack of sponges or he just ain't too bright...

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Here are today's links. See if you can detect the pattern....

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

It's Christmas Day

I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

I think we got everything

And if we didn't, oh well.

It'll still be a good Christmas.


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I spent most of today watching Ken Burns 'Baseball' on the MLB network. Because of that, I didn't really have a lot of time to surf the interwebs looking at news and such.

I hope you all had as good a day as I did and I hope you all have a great Christmas.

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Here are a few links you might like clicking on:

Monday, December 23, 2013

One more day till the "Big Day!"

That's right my friends, there is one more day until the Big Day.

At 8:00 pm on December 24th, TBS will begin airing 24 hours of the greatest story ever told: A Christmas Story. We will turn TBS on one of our television and it will remain on until we get bored or my wife asks us to please turn it off.

My boys and I will spend the day driving my wife crazy by walking around and saying things like:
    "BUMPES'ES'ES!"

    "You'll shoot your eye out kid."

    "The snap of a few sparks, a quick whiff of ozone, and the lamp blazed forth in unparalleled glory."

    and my personal favorite:

    "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex...."
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Here are today links:

Sunday, December 22, 2013

My Christmas shopping is now done.

At least I think it's done....

I guess I won't know until Christmas day and all of the presents have been opened.

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Here are some links you might enjoy:

Saturday, December 21, 2013

Welcome to the shortest day of the year.

Today is the winter solstice and, as I say every year at this time, if you are a druid please refrain from sacrificing any virgins.

Thank you.

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I actually started my Christmas shopping.

That's right, I went to some actual stores and purchased some actual merchandise that I will give to my actual wife for Christmas.

I am, as always, the good husband.

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Here are a couple of links:

Friday, December 20, 2013

Today was my final day of work for 2013.

I am now on vacation until January 2nd but for the next few days, my plan is to get some Christmas shopping done. That means I might not have a lot of time to do any interwebbing.

Like today....

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I went to see my mom today and while I was battling the traffic on Boston Rd. I noticed this in front of me:


The thing that struck me was, how many trees or barrels of oil were used to create all those "Save The Planet" bumper stickers? I mean, there's at least a tree worth of paper there.

Hippies: They ain't too bright....

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I did find a few links you might think are kind of interesting:

Thursday, December 19, 2013

We now have four additional people in our house

Our three offspring are now with us along with my daughters best friend who is kinda one of our kids but her parents pay all her bills.

My daughter has been home long enough to settle in, get her wisdom teeth removed and start working at her job. My youngest son spent an extra week with his college buddies but that week is now up and I went up and picked him up today. My eldest son decided to come home and spend a few days with us.

Along with the kids, we also have a plethora of creatures that my daughter (and her friend) have parked in our house. It is my belief there are three hamsters, a gerbil, a chinchilla and a guinea pig all living in my house. This is in addition to the two cats and The Dog.

It's an interesting place, this house of ours...

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Here are a few links you might like:

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Interesting day....

I got up this morning all excited because I had an appointment to finally get my new tooth. Once that tooth was glued onto the implant, I would once again be able to eat Fritos or Doritos or any other hard, sharp food-like object without wincing everytime a shard got jammed into my gum.

I went out at 7:00 to clear my driveway. I cleared half the driveway, started my car (which is not in the garage because I let my daughter keep her car in the garage when she's home) and let it warm up while I cleared the rest of the driveway.

Once the driveway was done, I moved my car over so I could get the leftovers and that was when I noticed the 18inch crack in my windshield:


So hey, guess who is getting a shiny new windshield to go along with his shiny new tooth.

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No, I did not hit the Mega Millions. As a matter of fact, my string of "not getting a single number" remains unbroken.

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Here are some links:

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

I just realized I never posted the December 15th update

Oh well, it wasn't all that good. Something about the talking heads being wrong about the 8-12 inches of snow and no links because I was tired.

There's a shock - I was tired.

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And speaking of no links because I was tired: - In the spirit of the Christmas Season, John and I got together to partake of adult beverages at the local victualer last night. That means that I was late and intoxicated when I got home. It also means that I am hungover and tired today.

There's a shock - I'm tired.

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Try these links out for size:

Monday, December 16, 2013

Long Day = Short Post

Truth be told, I went out and had some beers with John.

The last thing I want to do right now is type up a bunch of drivel. Or surf the interwebs for silly stories.

In other words, I'm done.

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Let it snow.

The Beast is fueled & ready to go and the generator is fueled & ready to go. I have at least 12 gallons of gasoline so no matter what happens, I can at least have a hell of a bonfire if need be.

And now that I think about it, with that much gasoline, I can probably start the snow on fire if I have to...

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Not much else to prattle on about so hows about you visit these links:

Friday, December 13, 2013

Long Day

Today was the day we began the aforementioned migration.

We drove to Keene, NH and retrieved some of our youngest sons "stuff". He's staying there for a few extra days to do whatever 20 year old kids do when they aren't in school.

Then we drove up to Burlington, VT where I loaded all of my sons "stuff" into my daughters car, added some of her "stuff" to it and headed home. My wife and daughter headed into Burlington to do some Christmas shopping. I anticipate their arrival in the very near future.

As for me, I'm comfortably seated in my recliner, watching "Worlds Dumbest Criminals 14" while The Dog naps on his bed.

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I did manage to find these links:

Thursday, December 12, 2013

The migration approaches.

Soon, my offspring will begin the winter migration back to their ancestral home and engage in the process known as "vacation". At least one of them (my daughter) will spend some time helping me, a guy with little or no taste, pick out and wrap some presents for my wife.

That last part is a key part of the whole Christmas deal because my wife probably wouldn't take too kindly to me handing her a bunch of crumpled-up bills and saying, "Here you go honey! Go get yerself something purty!"

That would make it, as Steve Martin once said, "...a disappointing Christmas on many levels."

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Try these links out for size:

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Only 66 days until spring training.

Just sayin' is all....

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I had a busy day today so I don't have much to say.

I did manage to find some links:

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

In case you hadn't heard,

Nelson Mandela died.

Seriously, this is starting to get a lot like 1975 when Generalissimo Francisco Franco died.

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When I first read this story, I was immediately reminded of this story.

I was fully prepared to cast my usual disdain on how our society is bipolar and school administrators are a bunch of non-thinking robots, blah, blah, blah.

Then I read this story...

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Links are here:

Monday, December 9, 2013

Lots of running around today.

I didn't have a lot of time for interwebs so today is one of those days where you get nothing.

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Oh, okay, quit yer whining. Here are a few links:

Sunday, December 8, 2013

The Dog has a new neighbor

Our neighbors are now the proud owners of a brand new shiny puppy and this afternoon, The Dog made her acquaintance.

The Dog is a large, stocky, male who takes no crap from anyone and he usually exerts his dominance over other dogs he meets by standing tall and towering over them.

If it's a large dog and they get aggressive, he will let them know that is unacceptable behavior.

If it's a small dog, he'll ignore its aggressiveness and continue to stand tall. For instance, this morning he met two small dogs. One of them was barking and tried to nip him in the face. He turned and stared the dog down and let out a little growl. That was enough to let the other dog know to back off and it was enough to let me know that it was time to move on.

This afternoon, when he met his new neighbor, he reacted to her like I want him to act. He sniffed this little puppy and then he let her sniff him. There were no hackles shown, the tails kept wagging and he kept looking at me to make sure he was being a good boy.

He is a good dog and I suspect he will have a friend for a while because this puppy may be small now but she's got some pretty damned big feet. And if you know anything about dogs, you know what that means....

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Here are some links:

Saturday, December 7, 2013

Small update today

We woke up this morning to find a half inch of snow on the ground.

My wife said, "Get the snow blower out!"

She's funny that way.

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I visited with my mom this morning and then spent the afternoon getting some much-needed stuff done around the house.

Tonight was our neighborhood Christmas party and a good time was had by all.

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Try these links:


Friday, December 6, 2013

Busy, busy, busy

While I'm still spending my time doing things other than surfing the interwebs, I do find myself with a few minutes this evening so how about a quick update to my world.

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My mom has been in the hospital since last Tuesday which is what is causing me (and all of my siblings) to be busy. I try to visit with her at least once a day, sometimes twice.

As a family, we are all hoping that everything turns out for the best for her.

To quote Forrest Gump, "And that is all I have to say about that."

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This coming weekend is our neighborhood Christmas party so we're looking forward to that. It's always fun but I suspect there may be a little bit of melancholy since one of the couples that hosts the party are the folks who's daughter was murdered out in Boston this past spring.

Dennis and Cindy seem to be doing fine but the holidays are difficult for them and while I'm thinking that "fun" isn't on their list of things to have, they will put on their best face and display the grace and dignity they have always shown.

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Here are some links:

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Still busy

And it's not looking like I'm going to have any free time until next year.

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Kinda busy today.

I've had to do some running around in the evenings and it looks like that is going to continue for the next few days.

That means that for at least the rest of this week, postings will be almost non-existent.

Sorta like today's posting...

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

My recliner misses me.

Man, this working thing is hard. I guess during my vacation, I got used to relaxing and stretching out in my recliner for a nice afternoon nap.

Oh well. In two more weeks, I'll be doing it all again.

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Turns out I have to head out for the evening so this ends today's post.

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I found these links:

Monday, December 2, 2013

Back at work and...

...planning my next vacation.

I still have twelve and a half days left in my vacation pool and I can only carry over five days so I have to use seven and a half before January 1st. I'll be taking four of them on Christmas week plus the following Monday and Tuesday. I still have a day and half to burn off so I'll probably use that to drag my daughter out Christmas shopping. I hate shopping and I have no taste so I make her go with me.

I bring the money, she brings the good taste.

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Just in case you were interested, there are now only 75 days until February 15th. That, my friends, is when pitchers and catchers report to spring training. Let's hope the Red Sox have a catcher by then....

Fifteen days after that, or 90 days from now, on March 1st, the Red Sox will play the Twins in their traditional kickoff to the spring training series.

Thirty days after that, or 120 days from now, on March 31st, the Red Sox will travel up to Baltimore to play the Orioles in their first game of the 2014 season.

If you didn't already know it, I'm kind of a baseball fanatic and I look forward to the season.

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Try these links:

Sunday, December 1, 2013

Traffic sucks....

My eldest spent three hours driving from Wilbraham to Boston because the MassPike was a parking lot.

My daughter spent her normal three and a hours driving to from Wilbraham to Burlington, VT so she didn't run into a lot of traffic.

I spent an hour and forty five minutes driving from Wilbraham to Keene, NH to return my youngest to his institution of higher learning but the drive home sucked.

Oh well, I'm home now.

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I talked to Pat and all seems well with him. They still don't know the root cause of his recent problem but they seem to have it controlled and he is spending his time getting ready for Christmas.

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You can visit these few links if you would like:

Saturday, November 30, 2013

Christmas lights are up.

My wife, my daughter and myself managed to get the Christmas lights up and functional this afternoon. We always do it the Saturday after Thanksgiving because in the past, we've found that New England usually experiences a little something we call "snow" between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

The one thing I hate is trying to get the lights up when everything is wet and cold.

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You can visit these links if you would like:

Friday, November 29, 2013

Last day of vacation.

Fortunately it's also Friday and that means it's the weekend.

That means I have two more days off.

It doesn't suck to be me.

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Here are some links:

Thursday, November 28, 2013

Happy Thanksgiving.

Hopefully you all enjoyed your day and you ate too much. If you didn't eat too much, then I hope you at least ate enough.

If you fried your turkey this year, I hope it went well for you.

If you oven-roasted your turkey this year, I hope it went well for you.

If you broiled your turkey this year, I hope it went well for you.

Wednesday, November 27, 2013

Well, at least it wasn't snow.

At 6:00 this morning, it was pouring buckets. Fortunately for me, I cleaned my gutters last Saturday so there were no annoying overflows to flood my basement.

In other rain news, The Dog wasn't overjoyed with the it because, hey, when you gotta pee, you gotta pee.

He forced himself to go out to conduct his business but as he walked out, he shot me a look over his shoulder that was basically an accusation that I was inflicting extreme cruelty upon him.

I let him back in and dried him off with a towel.

If there is one thing The Dog enjoys, it's getting toweled off. He loves it almost as much as going for a walk. That small act more than made up for my forcing him out into the rain and once again, he loved me with all his heart and soul.

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Here are today's links:


Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Traffic sucks

Today was the day for college offspring to return home. My daughter left school around 11:30 or so and made it home safe and sound.

I drove to New Hampshire to get my son this afternoon and I gotta tell you, the traffic sucked. Normally it takes and hour and forty five minutes. Today it took almost two hours and fifteen minutes.

There is a lot of construction on I-91 so that slows things down but the big thing slowing everyone was all the state troopers pulling everyone over and generating revenue for our cash-strapped state.

I saw at least twelve cars pulled over by troopers and in each case, I'm betting they wrote out a $100+ ticket. That's a lot of revenue.

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Since I was gone a good part of the day, I didn't have a lot of time for the interwebs.

Here's all I got. for you:

Monday, November 25, 2013

Another cold day

I spent some time with my friend Pat today. He will probably be in the hospital for another day or two. He has some fluid buildup and they are trying to get as much out of him as possible.

Hopefully he'll be home before Thursday because I bet the Thanksgiving meal in the hospital isn't all that good.

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I did manage to get the leaves off my lawn, again.

Anyone care to place a wager on how long they stay off my lawn?

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You can try these links out:

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Man, it's chilly out there.

The Dog and I went for a walk today and I kinda wish I had not worn my most worn-out jeans. They're a little on the thread-bare side and with the wind blowing the way it was, I might as well have been wearing shorts.

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Keep a good thought for my friend Pat. Seems he ended up in the hospital and he'll be there for a few days.

Ain't that the way of the world - the man retires from work and ends up in the hospital. He has no luck whatsoever.

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You can click on these. Or not. Your choice:

Saturday, November 23, 2013

So much for my clean lawn.

At 11:00 this morning, there were no leaves on my lawn.

At noon, there were leaves all over my lawn.

Why do I bother...

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Apparently there is nothing going on in the world today. I searched a lot of news sites looking for information about the NSA spying on US citizens, the President lying to us about health care or the President overriding a law passed by congress but I couldn't find anything.

Maybe they all took the day off to do their lawns.

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Here are a few links:

Friday, November 22, 2013

Nothing to say

Today was a long day so that means short post.

Or, as I like to think of it, No Post.

Thursday, November 21, 2013

Everyone is calculating their date.

As I age, along with everyone else I know, I'm noticing a trend - A lot of my friends are spending a lot of their time calculating the earliest possible date that they can retire.

I personally have a rolling retirement date.

For the last five years, I've been saying, "Give me five more years" and I'm still saying that because I'm not ready to retire. I like what I do and I'm good at it. Also, I have a lot of "seniority".

For the record, "seniority" at my company means nothing except for how much vacation time I get. I'm at the max for vacation time and that means I get to enjoy about six weeks off every year. That's almost like being semi-retired so why be in a hurry to retire.

I have some friends and relatives that work in jobs where I think they should retire as early as humanly possible. As a matter of fact, I think they should retire today but who am I to tell them what to do.

I am not in one of those jobs. My job has no risk or hazards associated with it. As a matter of fact, the greatest risk in my job is my getting a fat ass from sitting in a chair for too long.

Besides, I still have kids in college and a mortgage to pay. I'm pretty sure retirement isn't in my immediate future.

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Try these links:

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

I have a question...

Who gave President Obama the authority to say, "It's okay for you to ignore that law"?

Follow my thinking on this because that is exactly what he has done.

He told the insurance companies they can let people keep their current insurance policies.

The law, as I understand it, specifically says that policies that do not meet the standards established by the Affordable Care Act, a law enacted by the congress, are to be terminated.

President Obama, in order to appear to not be a lying sack of weasel spit, said to the insurance companies, "You can ignore that part of the law and let people keep their policies."

What gives him the right to issue a proclamation that overrides congressional legislation?

Can he issue that kind of proclamation for any law?

Can he suddenly say, "You know that law that says you can't steal stuff from Walmart? Yea, well, go right ahead and ignore that law because that Walmart place has a lot of stuff it doesn't need."

Isn't there a constitutional law that only congress can legislate? In other words, only congress can make or change laws?

I'm just askin' is all.

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You might enjoy these links:

Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Long Day = No Post

I have no links and no words today. I'm tired and I'm going to bed.

Monday, November 18, 2013

Man, I can pick 'em.

If you had told me it was going to be 70° and sunny on November 18th, I would have called you a liar.

It was a very nice day to not be at work.

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So anyways, I spent the day being lazy as hell.

I did go looking for links for you.

Here they are:
  • The guy might be an asshole but he's a duly-elected asshole...


  • This fool doesn't know how to stay out of trouble.


  • Only on the internet does this turn into this.

Sunday, November 17, 2013

Day Two of my Three Day Weekend

I'm taking Monday off because I have vacation time to burn. That means me and The Dog will hang out and do as little as possible.

Past experience tells me that we are good at that.

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Here are some links:

Saturday, November 16, 2013

We managed to get every leaf off the lawn today

I'd like to think we were done for the year but when I look around my neighborhood I can't help but notice there are still a lot of trees with leaves on them.

Must be that global warming thing.

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While I was mowing my lawn, my brain did some thinking and I've come to the conclusion that the Affordable Health Care Act was actually put together by Rob Ford.

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So after spending the entire day cleaning gutters, raking leaves and getting my hair cut, I didn't have time to see what was happening on this planet of ours.

I did manage to find some links:

Friday, November 15, 2013

Syria has become another Afghanistan.

The so-called "rebel fighters" have started enforcing there own version of sharia law and it has become quite common for groups of "religious police" to roam the streets, flogging or whipping women who aren't covered from head-to-foot or are deemed to be behaving in a manner that violates the muslim faith.

It's also become common for these same "religious police" to execute people for blasphemy. They are shooting anyone that they feel is acting in a way that denegrates their religion. In other words, you are either a strict muslim or you are dead.

And then there is this....

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Try these links:

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Long Day = Short Post

Before I leave you with some links, I want you to read this story.

The key phrase in that story is: "Changing the rules after health plans have already met the requirements of the law could destabilize the market and result in higher premiums for consumers."

What that means is that the the insurance companies estimated the premiums for ObamaCare based on the assumption that the rules would create a certain pool of people. With the change in rules, the makeup of that pool will change. There will be fewer young, healthy people. That means higher per-person health care costs.

Get ready folks - your health insurance is about to get expensive....

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Here are some links:

Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Let's talk about the dead zone.

As some of you might be aware, there is a dead zone in the Gulf of Mexico. It is an area where there is not enough oxygen in the water to sustain life.

The lack of oxygen is caused by nitrates entering the gulf from the Mississippi River. These nitrates are man-made fertilizers that, as it turns out, algae just love.

They gobble up the nitrates and make a lot of baby algaes which grow into adults, gobble up more nitrates and make more babies. The algaes keep gobbling and having babies and before you know it, there is a little something that scientists call an algae bloom.

It's all those fat, horny algae that deplete the oxygen from the water.

Researchers have been tracking this dead zone for years and much to their surprise, it started growing in the early 21st century. This caused them to do what they do best, which is research why it's growing.

They have come to the conclusion that it is getting larger because more nitrates are entering the gulf.

Lots more nitrates.

That means lots more fat, horny algae.

This got them to thinking about why would there be lots more nitrates entering the Gulf of Mexico and they have come to a conclusion that is probably going to cause the federal government to have a small seizure.

The cause of the increased nitrates is an increase in the amount of fertilizer being used to grow corn.

Why are we suddenly growing more corn? Because the federal government mandated that we grow more corn, that's why we are growing more corn.

You see, the government got it through it's thick head that ethanol was the solution to all of the planets problems. They decided that if we used more ethanol and less gasoline, we would not run out of oil and we would cut down on pollution.

Turns out that in order to keep up with the demand for ethanol, farmers have started planting more corn. They are plowing under huge tracts of land that was previously nothing more than natural grassland that no one was fertilizing.

So now we have millions of additional acres of land being fertilized with nitrogen-based fertilizer and those nitrates are running into all the stream and rivers. Those streams and rivers are in turn running into the Mississippi and then straight into the Gulf of Mexico. This is depleting the oxygen and killing off all life in an area that exceeds 6,000 square miles.

And I'm not just talking about all the dead fish. I'm talking about the livelihood of thousands of people who fish the waters of the gulf in order to support their families.

I guess the federal government isn't always as right about things as they seem to think they are, are they....

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You can visit these links if you would like:

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

A little snow this morning.

I was treated to a bit of a wet snowfall this morning. Nothing major, just a smattering of flakes as I was driving to work.

This means that if you haven't already started up your snowblower or your generator, you best get to it. The last thing you want to discover is that either one of those things doesn't work on the day you really need it.

Like that day back in 2011 when we got two feet of wet heavy snow and all the trees came down....

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If come to the conclusion that the best thing that ever happened to the Democrats is the Tea Party.

Ever since the Tea Party started demanding that the Republicans stop being reasonable, the Democrats have taken over more and more of the government. There is no longer a balance of power and I blame the Tea Party.

Someone needs to stop those people...

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Here are some links for you:

Monday, November 11, 2013

Not much to prattle on about today.

I did manage to find these links for you:


Sunday, November 10, 2013

I just got a lower cellphone bill !!!

My eldest offspring is no longer on my cellphone plan and that means we just got ourselves a lower cell phone bill!

His phone was passing away and he isn't eligible for an upgrade on Verizon for another few months. Rather than deal with a broken phone, he bought himself a shiny new Google Nexus 5 and opened an account on T-Mobile.

I always liked T-Mobile when we had them for our provider but at the time, they had zero coverage north of the Massachusetts border. Since two of my children are in college north of the border, we needed to switch back to Verizon.

At some point, when my children are no longer in college,  we will probably cancel Verizon and move back to T-Mobile. Verizon is kind of expensive for what they give you.

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Speaking of offspring, my daughter came home to visit with us this weekend. I guess she needed some sleep and some mom food. Trust me, she got plenty of both.

It was nice to see her.

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Here are today's links:

Saturday, November 9, 2013

Things got done.

A lot got done today but none of it involved internet surfing or tirade typing.

I'll add some stuff tomorrow but today you get nothing.

Friday, November 8, 2013

The "Obama Apology-A-Thon" has entered its second week.

The man sure is doing a lot of apologizing but....

....I can't help but notice that ever since he started apologizing for things, the media has started covering his apologies as if they were the biggest thing to happen to this country since Kraft gave us individually-wrapped processed cheese slices.

I've also notice that ever since they started covering his apology-a-thon, they've stopped talking about the NSA spying on American citizens.

I'm sensing a plot to get us to forget about the whole "violating the Fourth Amendment" thing...

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Here are some links:

Thursday, November 7, 2013

Today was spent doing fun stuff.

We had our team outing at work today. It started with bowling and finished with dinner.

I didn't get home until late so all you get is this brief message and one or two links:

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Just so everyone is clear on this....

The guy who decided to murder Richard Martin, Krystle Campbell, Lingzi Lu and Sean Collier feels that he is being isolated by the harsh conditions imposed on him by the federal judicial system. He would like the prison to relax those harsh restrictions, particularly the restrictions imposed on him regarding his ability to communicate with people.

He wants to be able to talk to people.

Just so we are all on the same page, here is the note he wrote and left in the boat in Watertown when he thought he was going to die:
    "The U.S. government is killing our innocent civilians but most of you already know that. As a M(uslim) I can’t stand to see such evil go unpunished, we Muslims are one body, you hurt one you hurt us all ... ?(T)he­ ummah (i.e., the Muslim people) is beginning to rise ... Know you are fighting men who look into the barrel of your gun and see heaven, now how can you compete with that? We are promised victory and we will surely get it."

He wants to be able to spread his message. He wants to communicate with his brothers in arms. He wants to get the victory that he believes he will surely get.

I'm betting that the parents of Richard Martin, Krystle Campbell, Lingzi Lu and Sean Collier would all like to get their children back but that's not going to happen, is it.

I say let the little f*ck rot in a 10 foot long by 4 foot wide by 8 foot high cage, isolated from everyone except his attorney, until he is tried by the federal courts and found guilty. Then execute him as quickly as they did that other little f*ck, Timothy McVeigh.

There is no place in our world for anyone that blows up children.

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Tuesday, November 5, 2013

I have a great life.

Yes, I'd like to be rich but I'm not. What I am is comfortable. I live in a nice house in a nice town with nice neighbors. I have a great family, a great Dog and a great job.

All of that combines to give me a great life.

Just thought I'd share that with you so the next time I start ranting about something like the government or our society in general you can feel free to roll your eyes and think to yourself, "What an idiot."

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Here are some links:

Monday, November 4, 2013

Pat is alive and relaxed.

I talked to my friend Pat, the "retiree", today and he's killing me.

Killing me, I tell you.

He says he is sleeping until 8:00 or 9:00 in the morning and he kept mumbling something about "Going to the Early Bird Special".

In other words, he is relaxed and enjoying himself for a few weeks. After that, he'll start pursuing his other interests and probably end up making more money than he's ever made in his life.

Killing me...

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Here are some links you can visit:

Sunday, November 3, 2013

Nothing new to say

Today was one of those days where I just didn't feel like typing or surfing.

That means you don't get anything today.


Saturday, November 2, 2013

I love the MLB channel

This afternoon, I watched the American League Divisional Series!

Yes, I know who wins and, yes, I've already seen all of those games but hey, a baseball junkie will take whatever fix he can. Even if it's old junk.

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So before I sat down and watched old baseball games, I managed to get my lawn cleaned, my driveway cleaned and my snow blower started up for the season.

I always run my snow blower in late October / early November because I would rather find out it needs work now than on the morning of the first major snowfall

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Here are a few links:

Friday, November 1, 2013

We had about 40 Trick or Treaters.

We probably would have had a lot more if it wasn't for the rain.

And let me just add, "Thank goodness for that rain because now I have a whole bunch of candy at my desk!"

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You might enjoy these links:


Thursday, October 31, 2013

The 2013 baseball season has come to an end.

Last night, the Red Sox managed to step on home plate more than the Cardinals and at 11:45pm, they became the Major League Baseball Champions by winning the World Series.

I managed to stay awake through the second inning. Then, I woke up in the fourth inning to see a score of 4-0. then I woke up in the ninth inning to see Uehara throw the final pitch of a 6-1 game. That was when my cell phone went off with texts from my two boys.

I rustled up enough "awakeness" to reply to the first text but that was it - I fell back into a nice alcohol-fueled sleep and stayed that way until 5:00am.

I'm glad the Red Sox won but I can't help but ask, "Now what am I supposed to do in the evenings? There is no baseball to watch until next April 1st."

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Here are some links:

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Happy Birthday to my little girl.

She turned 22 today and she spent it in a biochem class, a physics class and a biochem lab.

I seem to recall my 22nd birthday was spent partying with friends...

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Is tonight the night the Red Sox win the World Series or will the Cardinals tie the series and we'll all get to watch another baseball game tomorrow night?

I'm kind of hoping the Red Sox finish off the Cardinals tonight and we can fall asleep early tomorrow.

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Today was my friend Pat last day of work with us. After just about 24 years of service with the company, Pat has decided he needs a break from the place and is going to strike out on his own.

I think Pat has made a wise decision. He will do well for himself and probably have a lot more fun than those of us he leaves behind.

So anyways, since it was Pats last day, I took him out for some adult beverages. That means not only am I tired, I am also processing alcohol through my system.

Wish me luck trying to stay awake for tonights ball game....

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Click these or not. Your call:

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

They are going back to Boston with a 3-2 lead.

Today is a travel day for the Cardinals and the Red Sox as they fly from St. Louis to Boston. They will pick up the series back in Fenway tomorrow (Wednesday) night and I'm really hoping that the Red Sox finish it off then.

I love watching baseball but I'm tired.

I need to start getting some decent sleep and these freakin' "8pm to midnight" games are making it hard for me to do that.

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I would like to say to the Obama Administration that I really don't care if they spy on Germany or France or Spain or Canada or Brazil or any other nation for that matter.

I do, however, care deeply about the fact that they are spying on Americans.

We have a Fourth Amendment Right to "to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures" and any collection of electronic data is unreasonable.

Stop it. Stop it right now.

And to the media, please stop being steered away from the stories about governmental violations of the Constitution. Please stop talking about how bad it is of the US Government to spy on its allies and start talking about how bad it is for the US Government to spy on its citizens.

Stop it. Stop it right now.

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While I fall asleep early because there is no baseball to watch, you can click on these links:

Monday, October 28, 2013

Not much to say.

Today was an interesting day that involved my spending a couple of hours in the dentist chair. I'm finally getting a new tooth to replace one that I had to have pulled this spring. So today was the day they took castings of my mouth so they could build this new tooth.

Next month they will mount the new tooth to the implant that was put into my jaw.

And that, my friends, is when I will be able to eat potato chips on the left side of my mouth.

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Having said that, let me add that I am now done.

No links today.

Sunday, October 27, 2013

Well, that was an interesting ending to a ball game.

I'm not going to argue against the umpires but I am going to say that I think they kind of stretched the rule a bit. And to do that when they knew it would result in the winning run crossing the plate was a bit much.

And that's all I have to say about that.

Tonight's game needs to go a lot better. Bucholz is pitching and no one, I mean no one, expects him to pitch well.

I'm hoping all the news reports about his "problems" are nothing more than a clever ploy on Farrell's part to mislead the Cardinals.

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I watched all of last nights game but since I have to work tomorrow, I probably won't make it much past the 5th inning.

While I do that, here are some links you might enjoy:

Saturday, October 26, 2013

They need to win tonight.

Tonight is the start of three games in St. Louis and the Red Sox need to win two of them. That will send them back to Boston with 3-2 lead in the series.

I would really love to see them go back to Boston with a lead.

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I cleaned all the leaves off my lawn this morning. It seemed like a good idea at the time but the wind decided it was a bad idea and blew all of my neighbors leaves onto my lawn.

Fortunately, since I mowed the lawn, the grass was short and the leaves just kept right on blowing over to my other neighbors yard.

Sucks to be him.

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While you click links, I'm gonna watch baseball:

Friday, October 25, 2013

I'm tired and not happy.

The Red Sox managed to throw the game away last night and the series is now tied 1-1. They travel to St. Louis today to play the next three games and the Red Sox need to win at least two of those games.

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What is the difference between gun violence, knife violence and car violence?

There is no difference. It's all violence.

The tool used to conduct the violence is meaningless. Guns, knives and cars are incapable of having thoughts or emotions and as such cannot have violent thoughts or conduct violent acts. Only people are capable of conducting violent acts.

I would like the media in general to stop using the term "gun violence" and start calling it "human violence". By saying "human violence", people might eventually come to understand that there are some serious problems in our society and we are not addressing them.

We, as a society, need to stop blaming inanimate objects for our problems.

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Here are some links:

Thursday, October 24, 2013

I'm tired but happy.

No, I did not watch the entire game last night. I did, however, manage to stay awake until 10:00. That is past my bedtime so today I was tired.

Tonight, I'm aiming to watch the entire game but I suspect that once again I'll max-out at 10:00 and be sound asleep during the last three or four innings.

So the Red Sox managed to hit the ball pretty damned well and score some runs which is quite a change from the ALCS. But the big story is the collection of little-leaguers that showed up to play for the Cardinals.

I watched Kozma, the Cardinals short-stop, misplay at least three balls hit to him as well as blowing a catch from the second baseman that resulted in a bad call from the umpire being overturned.

I watched Wainwright, the pitcher, wave off the catcher and the infielders on a pop up that he then let drop in front of him. He stared at the ball on it's way down like he was seeing a UFO that was about to anal-probe him.

I suspect that Mike Matheny was more than a little upset with his team and he probably gave them a stern talking to. I also suspect that they will show up on the field this evening looking to rebound. That means the Red Sox need to show up with their A-game.

Let's hope lackey continues to be outstanding and holds the Cardinals to no hits.

That would be nice.

You what's nice about the World Series? I mean, besides the baseball stuff? It's all the non-baseball stuff that happens.

Usually the mayors of the cities make side bets, the governors of the states do a little trash talking and the fans of the teams generally make fools of themselves in front of whatever TV camera they can find.

Along those lines, the BSO and the SLSO created a great trash-talk music video congratulating their teams.

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That's enough talk about baseball, it's time to watch baseball.

You can click on these links if you want:

Wednesday, October 23, 2013

I'm going to watch baseball.

While I'm watching game one of the World Series, you can contemplate the following thought I had:

When the Affordable Health Care Act finally kicks into gear and there are no longer any uninsured citizens in the United States, what happens to places like Saint Jude Children's Hospitals or The Shriner's Hospitals or The Children's Miracle Network?

Those charitable health providers exist solely to provide medical care to folks that don't have insurance or can't afford to pay the medical bills. Once ObamaCare is running, no one will be uninsured and you & I will be paying the medical bills for everyone.

Since there will no longer be a need for charitable hospitals, what will become of them?

And in the same thought, what about other charities?

Since my taxes will inevitably increase to cover the cost of providing medical services to those in need, what incentive do I have to donate any additional money to charities that supply health care to the needy?

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Here are a few links: