I'm beginning to think that Krazy Kim III is lying to us and there are no missiles. I think he has his goons driving around in trucks hauling telephone poles that look like missiles.
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Tough one for the Red Sox. They were one strike away from victory last night when the fecal matter struck the oscillation device.
Hannrahan threw a terrible pitch that went down into the dirt in front of home plate, took a nasty little bounce to the side and sailed right past Saltalamachia all the way to the backstop. This allowed the runner on third to score, tying the game 5-5.
The next batter up got himself a nice little sinker right into his wheelhouse that he took full advantage of and he hit a home run to drive in three runs. This gave the Orioles a 8-5 lead and that, my friends, is how the game ended.
Oh well, no one said they would win every game. Let's keep hoping they win more than they lose.
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