My front lawn looks beautiful

With all the rain and the recent fertilizing, my front lawn looks like a fairway at a high-end country club - thick and green.

I am fully aware that come July, it will look like a scene from an old western, dry and dusty, but for now, I'm going to enjoy it.

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So I got this email the other day and it made me laugh.

Not only does Gina / Ginger have a split personality and isn't certain what her name is, she seems to think I have something to do with a Mexican beer virus.

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Enjoy these links:

• I was pretty sure this was porn.
  (And after reading the story, I still don't know what a "knob" is.)



• Only in Florida.



• Key phrase in this story: "...police say he then stole several pairs of 'ladies underwear'..."



• For the record, I'm not entirely sure we are doing this pandemic thing the right way.