Damn, it's really hot.

Mr. Willis Carrier is my hero.

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The Red Sox are hosting the Mets this evening and I'm not entirely sure what to expect. The starting pitcher is some guy name Osich. He was a late signing (non-tendered by the White Sox) and no one is overly impressed with him.

I'm hoping he steps up and impresses the shit out of everyone. I'm hoping he is another flame-thrower who can go 7 innings and keep the runs to a minimum. I'm hoping that he does what needs to be done to win the game.

I'm also hoping to hit the lottery but since I haven't bought a ticket in more than six months, I don't think that's gonna happen.

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I'm going to watch some baseball. If the Red Sox are losing by the time 9:30 rolls around, I'll be going to bed. If they are winning, I'll stay awake to watch the whole nine innings. Oh, and if they win because Osich pitched well, maybe I'll go buy a lottery ticket.

Here are some links that you can click on:

• I want to get one of these.



• First the Flint Water Crisis and now this. I guess Michigan is run by money-hungry assholes. 



• I have a feeling that this was no accident.



• I'm betting there were no masks and social distancing was not enforced.



• Key phrase in this story: "...due to him sharing his medical marijuana with his friends but not her."



• He probably won't do that again.



• The town of Festus is in mourning.
  (There's a town named Festus?)



• Key entry from our favorite police blotter: "12:13 p.m. Taco Bell received a prank call."