The schedule is out

On July 24th at 7:30pm, the Orioles will be at Fenway Park to play their opening day game against the Red Sox. I will be on my couch watching it all unfold on my television.

We will all be able to enjoy live baseball once again.

Well, most of us will enjoy it....

My wife could care less about baseball.

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Phase 3 of the 'rona release program began yesterday and I'm still not entirely sure what that means. I understand I can go bowling if I want.

My question is, "When are they gonna open the adult beverage centers?"

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Since it's not July 24th yet, I'll be watching a 12 year old baseball game this evening.

While I do that, you might find these entertaining:

• Australia: What doesn't kill ya, tries to kill ya.



• Corey Hannon sounds like a charming young man.



• Gentlemen, I give you the "Bourbon Moth"



• Key phrase in this story: "Take Natty Light (seriously, take it, we don't want it)."



• Taxidermy at it's finest.



• Yes, alcohol was involved.



• If you need an excuse to get fatter, here it is.