No baseball

Fortunately I have several Gold Rush'es and a couple How the Universe was Made's on the DVR so my entertainment is set for the evening.

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Time for an update on my retirement plans:

I'm never going to be able to retire...

This has been your update on my retirement plans.

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I'm going to order some pizza and watch bad television.

You might want to check these out:

• Key phrase in this story: "The mayor was definitely intoxicated."
  (From what I can tell, this is true all the time.)



• Sounds to me like he doesn't like being in prison and he's trying to minimize the amount of time he'll serve.



• Seriously, just stay the hell away from me.



• I'm still waiting for my son to give me some seeds.



• You gotta love dogs.



• They need to bring back that motivational poster: "Keep Calm and Carry On".